The warnings were clear, the terror had been set, and the calendar finally marked the day of her thirteenth birthday. When I opened her door would she be sitting up with her head spinning in circles and green puke projectiled onto her wall?
Category: parenting
Sh*t My Mom Said…
That's ^ my mom, Maggie, who said all that sh*t. "If you cross your eyes they will stick like that." "If you keep rolling your eyes at me I will knock them into the back of your head." "Do you want me to give you something to cry about?" "What did I just say?" "There… Continue reading Sh*t My Mom Said…
